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MY EROTIC EGO

She can't live                      
 Without My Spanish Dick                    
                     
She's unhappy because                    
she always gets the short end Stick                    
                     
She can't live without my $$$ Paycheck                    
                     
You make me very sick                    
                     
I love when she gets so fucking upset                    
                     
Is like living with Drop Dead fred                    
                     
My Invisible girlfriend                    
                     
Are you mad at me                    
because i'm the only one with balls in my Relantionship                    
               
Drink what she's wearing               
more protein and calcium              
MY cock-inside her fishy middle without malcolm            
I need to relieve my anxiety              
So i swallow another valium              
             
Milk ads for female Bitches                  
the milk industry got it all Wrong          
              
                     
My stupidity combined with arrogance with my Huge ego will make my Dick very long                    
                     
Inside every single sloppy pussy                    
                     
I hate when she don't pussy Shave                    
                     
Is like fucking inside a Foggy Forest                  
                    
I need my Huge-EGO to become the Best Erotic Artist
Written by Deranged (Cocksure)
Published | Edited 14th Dec 2014
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