Dissecting Writers                                   Gg78

The following questions are taken from a profile of Scottish author Ian Rankin for bookshop chain Waterstone's:
http://www.waterstones.com/waterstonesweb/pages/content/1285/
Now all but two have been posed to our resident bad girl Gg78:
http://deepundergroundpoetry.com/poets/Gg78/



-What was your favorite childhood book?
 
Fish face by I don't remember the author
But cute book about bullying! I always hated bullies this book just made me hate them a bit more


-Which book has made you laugh?  

Fifty shades of grey, because EL James is having the last laugh yup all the way to her bank account!!


-Which book has made you cry?
 
Fifty shades of grey, one hundred pages went by and there was still no sex. The fuck


-Which book would you never have on your bookshelf?
 
Fifty shades obsessed ,It's missing some oomph! The sequel is just never the same


-Which book are you reading at the moment?

Fifty shades of grey I just can not get enough of  a sociopathic pervert who sexually dominates a young, impressionable woman
It is to die for


-Which book would you give as a present to a friend?
 
Fifty shades of grey
Some of my friends are in need of some action, why else are they so damn up tight and needy


-Which other writers do you admire?  

Is there other writes that can compare ? I didn't think so


-Which classic have you always meant to read and never got round to it?  

The bible , I just have a very hard time understanding old folks language! And they are ancient


-What are your top five books of all time, in order or otherwise?

Fifty shades of grey
Twighlight
Perfect
Amelia badelia goes to school
Fish face


-What is the worst book you have ever read?  

Sin . I needed therapy after that read .


-Is there a particular book or author that inspired you to be a writer?

Amelia badelia goes to school
She was so literal


-What is your favorite time of day to write?
 
It's not the time it's the mood. When tired extremely tired


-And favorite place?

Red room of pain ( of course)


-Longhand or word processor?  

Always longhand


-Which fictional character would you most like to have met?
Jesus Christ. I want the secret of turning water into wine..


-Who, in your opinion, is the greatest writer of all time?  

God he wrote on the stones like a boss baby


Which book have you found yourself unable to finish reading?  
Cinderella , we all know how that ends!


What is your favorite word?

 And