Bill Granger,  the Greedy Ass Politician From Utah

Bill Granger eats baby dolphins for breakfast by morning, and sells faulty Special Ed buses to low-income schools by lunch time. Bill Granger is an asshole from Hell who rips nursing babies from the teet of their mother's breasts and sucks on them in their stead. Bill Granger murdered my brother for a crooked ass coin they simultaneously spotted on the street when my brother called dibs. He called it, and Bill Granger shot his ass dead.

Bill Granger has to die.