Do Badger Farts Smell?

Whilst strolling in the countryside    
I had time to dwell    
On deeply profound questions    
Like: Do badger farts have a smell?    
     
I pondered as I wandered    
On this important thought    
And then I found a badger sett    
And so I thought I ought    
     
To settle this complex question    
That had bothered me all day    
I stuck my silly head down there    
Boy was I was made to pay    
     
For when a badger thinks he’s trapped    
He lets  go a tremendous fart    
The stench was green and gaseous    
It nearly stopped my heart    
     
Trying to withdraw in haste    
I ran out of luck    
For no matter how I wriggled    
My head was  firmly stuck    
     
A passer by chanced on me    
But he was not a friend    
He stole my shoes and trousers    
Exposing my rear end    
     
The farmer who dug me out  
Laughed until he cried    
I had to walk home bare of arse    
Whilst covering my pride    
     
So now I've learned a lesson    
With experiments to be frugal    
I’ll wait until I get back home    
And look it up on Google    
     
(Would you believe this question is actually answered on Google?)   :-)