A report from the Edinburgh Festival 2014.

-/\__/\-A vagina and a penis dance together- Glaswegian Nazis- a man sits on the toilet in the street- shit in a bag- fire eating- juggling- vomiting on a Saturday night- piranha fins- tetrabites-a stormtrooper in a kilt- BRILLIANT BRIGHT COLOURFUL AMUSING- Tear gas in Gaza- bullets flying in Fergusson-ISIS-Athena- LOOK! LOOK! LOOK! DON'T LOOK!WHAT ARE YOU WATCHING! LOOK! DON'T LOOK!  "Hypocrite, all the cool kids are wearing it". Mr Death inserts his 9 inch cock into a microwave- 5 mins stir and 5 more- "Ensure product is piping hot" -dismal entropy- the world is drugged- herds of heavy eyelidded hecklers- the skeptic indulging his worst fears-pissy pants- bark buddies-blade of grass- I/thou-bankcard malaise- is the plant dead or growing- lipstick syphilis-George FUCKING Galloway- Puffins with haemorrhoids- Androids with Acne- Cactus folly- redipable teabag-Miss brodie- crowd surfing- veliciraptors in pink tutus- ingenious plots involving butterfly ninjas- orgasmic placenta on toast-Japanese treat off- woman with red and white bow hair curled like grannies with rollers green tights and earthen clothes-BEAUTY! BEAUTY! BEAUTY! EVER PRESENT!  UGLINESS! UGLINESS!... EVERYWHERE !! Descending loop, Cochlea Chorus- Humming "AAAAaaahhhhhKLL"-Snails crawling down the street- THE SPECTACLE IS ALIVE- IT LIVESSSSS! -I/it-Lingering boredom- Debord-all the worlds a stage- all of history is a blank page-all the rage-all the rage- Docile shoppers-flyers rain from the sky- pouring straight into landfills -trees dead in the name of free comedy- distraction impulse- immerse yourself in another world- this world is not yours- be else where- be anywhere but here, NOW. But be here NOW- Not here but here!
 AQM,,1?!!-tinfoil hat brigade-girls in denim shorts- trains- Oh My Dog-pastry flakes in the folds of life- the assault rifle butt of truth- Little Ireland- Commie comedy- Glasgic analysis-poetitis-cat shadows-toilet octopus-Lines of flight-hot Irish girl collects her papers-ratatouille-Blues dancing-I/thou-Dervish Ceilidhs-Dystopian bus stops-The NUM-Asymmetry- Log-o-centrism-Yarz in the making-the paving stones, the beach-"Concrete breeds apathy"-Mega games- birthday girls- diarrhoea- Frisbee frolics-Callanish standing stones-the Temptress- Strawberries shouting-poopies- randy horny grandpa's-snails without homes-unease, the misery of modernity- Autumn blues-Das ist nicht so good- red hair dennis the menacer- Moloch--Dasein- psychic beauties-fascist fannies- a family in disrepair- a banana on a desk-Black Bloc Chic-Plane of Immanence-*****-dungarees-SAD-Simulcra-
 AND NONE OF IT FOR THE FUN OF IT- DONE WITH IT.The Inevitable. Comedown!



(Inspired by Allen Ginsberg and the Edinburgh Festival.
Began writing on around the 7th August  2014.)