Friend

I have a friend  
-just likes to be heard  
A friend she is not!
 
I have a friend  
-likes to be disloyal  
A friend she is not!
 
I have a friend  
-likes to tell lies  
A friend she is not!
 
I have a friend  
-likes to brag  
A friend she is not!
 
I have a friend  
-likes to be the center of attention  
A friend she is not!
 
I have a friend  
-likes to ho' round  
A friend she is not!
 
So I turn to Love and ask  
-are you my friend?  

Love says of course not.