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My Nuts
MY NUTS
By Jimbo
(c) May 22, 2012
The story kind of left me in a lurch
Shared by the pastor at Sunday church
Seems this psychiatrist named Dr. Putz
Affectionately called his patients ”My Nuts”
One warm, summer day, decision came
To take his “Nuts” to a baseball game
Into the stadium they all did file
In mental health garb all in style
The national anthem it was sung
From the stands fan voices rung
Old doc said “Stand and sing, my Nuts”
And they did as asked by Dr. Putz
Then the command, “Now, sit my Nuts”
And again they obeyed their Dr. Putz
The home team soon came up to bat
Some hits, some runs in no time flat
Again came the sound of doctor’s voice
As if his patient fans had no choice
He urged “Stand and cheer loud, my Nuts”
They stood and cheered with all their guts
But soon umpire made a bad call at homeplate
Which caused home fans and doc to become irate
To show disgust doctor urged “Boo loud, my Nuts”
They joined the booing of fans and their Dr. Putz
Amid the excitement and all the splendor
Through their midst there came a vendor
Imagine expression of old Doctor Putz
As vendor stopped and cried “Peanuts…”
A little fun write...hope people enjoy it..
By Jimbo
(c) May 22, 2012
The story kind of left me in a lurch
Shared by the pastor at Sunday church
Seems this psychiatrist named Dr. Putz
Affectionately called his patients ”My Nuts”
One warm, summer day, decision came
To take his “Nuts” to a baseball game
Into the stadium they all did file
In mental health garb all in style
The national anthem it was sung
From the stands fan voices rung
Old doc said “Stand and sing, my Nuts”
And they did as asked by Dr. Putz
Then the command, “Now, sit my Nuts”
And again they obeyed their Dr. Putz
The home team soon came up to bat
Some hits, some runs in no time flat
Again came the sound of doctor’s voice
As if his patient fans had no choice
He urged “Stand and cheer loud, my Nuts”
They stood and cheered with all their guts
But soon umpire made a bad call at homeplate
Which caused home fans and doc to become irate
To show disgust doctor urged “Boo loud, my Nuts”
They joined the booing of fans and their Dr. Putz
Amid the excitement and all the splendor
Through their midst there came a vendor
Imagine expression of old Doctor Putz
As vendor stopped and cried “Peanuts…”
A little fun write...hope people enjoy it..
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