"Pubes"

Sweet EV.......I'm blushing and I can't say why. LOL!!! I will just say......enjoyed this and be in my way. Xo ;)

 Evil Sweetness, I beg to disagree.
 It is not that you, "can't say why."
 Rather, you won't say why.  LOL!

 I get it. It's all good. :)
 Thank you.
xo

Oh......you saw thru the "BS"......HA!!!!!! Xo :)

Well, well, VegasPoet, luv :-* ~

You would be the very first time in a long, long while anyone has made me consider, even for a fraction of an instant, waxing, which I must admit I regard as a rather barbaric practice I had heretofore thought only accomplishable, by me, through enforced bondage, which, actually, might still be a necessity. :-p

However, you have made me consider it, which is rather a coup.

Shaving is also a horrific thing. Surely there are others too sensitive for these things?

Alas, I have conveyed far too much information, I am certain, but really, surely there are others who cannot willy-nilly remove these hairs without suffering? :-p Aargh...

I do, indeed, love this poem. Perhaps, what I adore most about it is this:

And
 In fairness
 Men, if you think
 Your lady cherishes
 Dining in a jungle
 Think again

Thank you for that because certainly women are abjured, often, to remove their pubic hair by some men whilst those same men remain heavily pelted. Leveling things is a genteel thing to do. :-*

 Oh, Ms Savaja, your reaction is priceless.

 That any words of mine may cause you to consider
a practice considered torturous is a highly valued compliment.
 Thank you.

 One may shave every other day, followed by a non-alcohol,
fragrance free lotion, with comfortable results.
 I hear this has worked well for some, thirty plus years.
 Or, so it is wildly rumored. :)

 Maybe it is I who has conveyed far too much information. :D

 The last stanza is a requirement, if I wish to receive. This being one man's opinion. :)

I will consider your words, VegasPoet, luv :-*.

Fortuitously, as I have matured, the frondescence is not as thickly verdant as once it was and no remonstrances have been made.

Thank you for your wise counsel, Sir. 30 years, you say - Impressive! :-D

This may all be moot in the end... :-p Alas, my courage may extend only so far.

lol......appt made VP....be off with it all...
Still laughing....
Seriously...your argument is well put....
Really, don't know why I'm laughing....
Maybe I'm remembering the pain from waxing.....
Or did you have a 'shock' experience?.....
:)

 LOL!  Preference soon adorned?  *evil laughter*
 
 Well, kate, you may reference my reply above. :D

 Thank you for considering it a worthy argument. :)

Just a thot: perhaps a bit of selfishness and self-centeredness that you prefer bald pubes. To have or not have bush is one of women's most private choices and we  men should abide by it. What , after all, is more attractive to a man than a narcissistic woman who loves herself and grooms herself accordingly?

 Appreciate you sharing your thoughts, candycrier.

 No selfishness involved, merely a personal preference.
 It has been my pleasure to enjoy all varieties, never once
admonishing nor offering indifference.

 To each their own. :)

another giggle inducing write, Sir
wax is the way to go... i'm just sayin'... nothing feels better.

"And
In fairness Men, if you think
Your lady cherishes
Dining in a jungle
Think again"

yes for the love of God, i'm not asking for porn star waxing and anal bleaching... but i don't wanna floss my teeth o.O

 I like your style, katja. :)

 LOL!  Understood.

 Thank you for keeping it real. :)

Oh so cute and very well put! Would love to say that i will take ur advice but im already SMOOOOOTH!! As for ur statement for the men all i can say is a hearty "HELL YEA"
Any man im with has to b smooth even if i have to shave him myself

Hugs
Belle

 Always admire your candor, Ms Belle.

 Thank you for the praise, and, well, you know. :)

ummmm WOW... just.. Wow... seriously.. interesting and informative bit of business you have humorously shared... I knew this would be a wonderful start to my day to read.. the comment from the Beautiful kat, made me laugh at same time as taking sip of coffee..needless to say computer screen was doused..LOL.. enjoyed..with love and respect..xoxo domore

 Ahh, dear Lady, your comments are always
appreciated and met with sincere gratitude.

 Tickled to know you enjoyed a wonderful start
to your day, combined with a katja induced coffee spew. :D

 ".. informative bit of business ..."  Indeed. :)
Thanxx
xo