Allergies

Itchie, puffy eyes
Scratchy throat
Sneezing
Difficulty breathing
Runny and stuffed nose
This season blows

Tissues and paper towels
Pills and sprays
Eye drops and inhalers

Natures in full bloom
Allergies in full swing
Uncomfortable irritation
Is what you can count on spring to bring

Pollination
Fuck the birds and the bees
Those little fuckers got me on my knees
Begging for relief

Each day it gets a little worse
Mother nature hexed me with a curse

Over dosing on medication
But to no avail
Wish I could hybernate
Crawl in a shell like a snail

It would be nice to escape
But im forced to endure
Head to head with mother nature
I feel her roar