Two Tails

Quite the comedian, and yet he does not speak
Way too emotional, his "outlook's" so bleak
Such a serious man, just look at his eyes
He's a conman I say, don't feed off his lies!

Quite a secretive fellow, as shady as can be
An annoying little buggar, he itches like a flea
As brainy as it comes, he'll answer any question
A proud, strong leader, he should run for election

In all honesty, it's good to have diversity
But in the end, you'll always have some controversy