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How To Eat A Belly Button Cookie At The Haiku Erotic Restaurant

 
 
First choose a waitress
Lead her somewhere private and  
Tongue ingredients
 
 
 
A personal note from candycrier: This is not my cup of tea. Too much lint and clothing particles. However, being somewhat of an amateur sexologist, I am well aware that some people actually eat bits of material belonging to, or worn next to, the object of their desire. For instance, sweaters, gloves, socks, etc. I don't think I could even eat a belly button cookie belonging to Miley Cyrus. Well, now, I'll have to think about that one!
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