3.5's

i'm jealous of T pain
i wanna fuck a mermaid
i don't even think fish get aids
my ego needs a band aid
11 spades and both the twos
she got a rotten tooth
but i been hitting the booze
and bullshitting
about taking this bitch on a cruise
i'm getting loose


i don't even know what i'm talking about
she ain't even hot right now
but i bet she look better with my dick in her mouth
order another round
oh shit baby!
i think i left my wallet uptown
you'll get it?
you are so down
when we get back to my house
we gonna work it out no doubt

so in the cab i see her picking scabs
around this fresh tatt
that says chad
i ain't one to get mad
but honestly i'm afraid of the clap
plus i know your ink is a map
usually of mishaps and astral bitch slaps
i still wanna tap
but this bitch's snatch
might be filled with fleas and rats
fuck it i'll just do the triple D strap