rap battle competition hosted by gazellemon feat myself, maddamlavender, ghostriderricky, panamajudas, and madintellect

just thought i'd share this kickass battle some DUP members had.

feat myself, maddamlavender, ghostriderricky, panamajudas, zues and madintellect (thanks everyone) (dont forget to check out their profiles)

http://deepundergroundpoetry.com/forum/competitions/read/6859/105/ -link to actual battle

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 Re. hiphop battle.
 Posted on: 27th April 2014 10:36pm (last modified 27th April 2014 11:00pm - modified 3 times)

oh whats this i see before me? a homosexual orgy about these mcs above.
rickety ricky can sell out his tickets and diss me but enough is enough.
madame lavender, ho said she likes a man so why you grabbin her? grabbin these nuts actin like big ben lookin more like pig pen from peanuts. the lady done said shes sorry rick go on back and play with morty. i'll be here sippin my forty, the king cuz the people in my castle adore me. the king cuz hes the only one with authority to destroy. the king cuz im the first the court ladies get to enjoy. its not a job for a boy little bitch go fetch the lady a rob roy while i teach the lady what it do to hip hop into the lap of joy.
unless you a bitch about to undress im the right type to avoid. a little too easily annoyed. shake the earth like a tremor grab your ass like a graboid.
whats up my boy madintellect? its sad isnt it? how in this type of venue our paths intersect. consider this your rap beef warning, damn right ricky im a hippy with a gun, an apache warring armored up with polo logos and versace war paint. im battling every drop of water thats forming and i just sit here waiting for more rain. goddamn it yall precipitaters- preposterous haters- is boring
lil Dago aka Bricktop Youngin'
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 Re: Re. hiphop battle.
 Posted on: 28th April 2014 1:26am (modified 28th April 2014 1:28am)

No title for a no one

What's this I see? A hippie, with weed
Still dumb struck
as there never from me can be enough
You was sat on it, whilst carving I can't find my chair into your desk with a compass
You're not as tall as the empire estate, your smaller than Stuart Little
and your thought process is still a mess, gay, it is
Now, confess, say; I have just tried sticking my tongue in Madame's ass for respect
because you, Ricky, have already kissed it
You're right, because you're easily annoyed
I've been sent back from the future to tell the world, your own son has bigger balls
Calling you a boy
The only thing I related to out your whole piece was your last line, now have every one of my posts tattooed on your body
Especially one line on your forehead that reads
"Rura can't ryhme"
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 Re. hiphop battle.
 Posted on: 28th April 2014 2:40am

god damn it,
   how many lines and only eight bars?
                  thats got to be a record,
a first for the planet.
   we all know ricky writes solely based on memories of visits to gay bars
                  i just gotta bring it up to keep him in check for
even the dumbest rhyme writer on DUP to understand it.

Madintellect was there dancin,
he told me just for the battle "FYI i caught Ricky red handed"

ricky you slackin at the desk like I am not the boss
the wrong type fuck around get hoffa lost
playin games like go play lacrosse
beat your ass all the way down the field with a crosse then the whole width across!
On my neck I got tattooed a cross,
for any fool a wreckloose i'll just set the tech loose take away the breath in your neck like a bullet noose forge your suicide note sign, date and dot.  and finally pull you up the stool, tie and tighten the knot. I dont give a fuck if you tired or not you piece of shit its time to rot. I dont give a fuck if its a crime to watch because my minds inner eye is blind and im lost!
you right about the badness of reefer
now ive caught the madness, an evil fever that burns in my head
the devil showed up at my spot turned me into the ghost rider and said
"do not stop until that poser ricky is dead"
but im the ultimate evil so i aint gonna kill him. instead
ima burn him every chance i acquire
every time i catch him lie ima catch him on fire
like liar liar your pants is on fire
sit back throw him in the deep fryer for my munchies from setting these plants on fire
finally have my bitch twark on his grave straight go to work on his funeral pyre
turn him into a urinal, the easiest job he was ever hired.
piss out his ashes, pull out some gas quick, tell my bitch to hand me a dollar girl you know where my cash is
pull out the matches
strike one up until the skylight flashes and still ima burn on them ashes!
lil Dago aka Bricktop Youngin'
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 Re: Re. hiphop battle.
 Posted on: 28th April 2014 3:26am (modified 28th April 2014 3:41am)

I won't hand it to you, because you already have a good imagination
Let's see if you and everyone else can tell the difference between mine and reality
The devil turned up at my spot, with Eminem and said
"Us three together, hell on earth"
Then showed a picture of you saying
"This bitch has no chance in hell
He's not the only one laughing to himself
but with outsiders, it's at him, not with him"
I had Austin admire me writing my own journal, then sent me a short paragraph of his own, and I quote
"I know I am rubbish no matter what is put, it's what a voice constantly says
It's not as crazy as it sounds, these walls are loud
I was once the biggest poser ever on the football team
It had a nice hairy cock on it
and I wont stop until that ball is found
It's my birthday tomorrow, and I hope it's not like last years
because I got no presents
Although, balloons with fairies on were all around, that I popped
Before getting shouted at for still being a retard
But I wanted to sit with my bowl of ice cream, blowing, trying to cool it down
Blew 1 candle out on a shit smelling cake
Mum went to kiss my head
but on my lap, her false teeth had fallen out"
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 Re. hiphop battle.
 Posted on: 28th April 2014 3:54am

I've only got a few moments before I need to get ready
to go and throw punches in the rain,
but a moments will give me ample time to offer a few words
to the 'I'm a hip-hop warrior' accolade.

You stain this page
You speak of power in the words you use
yet those words are no fresher than stale.
You'd walk in to a  real hip hop battle
and end up wishing on a gun,
but when some god put one in your hands
you'd realise you're too white to have real fun.

So take the words, that are lies
and walk out in to yourself,
there might be someone sitting pretty
when you're not being everyone else.  
What needs to be said, and how to say it
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 Re. hiphop battle.
 Posted on: 28th April 2014 4:20am

its 4:20 am
its late and i aint playin
this the most convenient time of night to get to slayin
ricky you need to get off me and ems dicks respectively but not respectfully im just sayin
lil Dago aka Bricktop Youngin'
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 Re. hiphop battle.
 Posted on: 28th April 2014 4:34am

this next one goeth out to judas
whos attitude is
prudish, cruel, pissed and foolish
cant you see i am the undead aint no way you can entomb this
cant you hear these words i said there is no way you can out tune this
you might just be the rudest on this page rhymin about being stale with your frail age
what you meanin when you say too white to go out at night and have fun?
i'll be right out just let me throw my coat and cap on!
reminiscin about past lives of being capone drinkin captain rappin!
i cant believe you said too white to write my girlfriends number on this drunk bitches napkin while shes only seventeen sittin on my lap and laughin!
too white to be a crazy bastard and have fun that cant happen!
shit dont you remember manson?
and he never even used a hand gun!
so before i say goodnight and hit the light i gotta end it right dry off the mike of all this sick spit that a white dago writes like that cant happen. not like my family came up killin your family trappin. when did i say goodnight fuck this shite, turn on the light and let me see why nobodies clappin!
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 Posted on: 28th April 2014 2:16pm

   quoted poet MadameLavender said: Hey Mad Intellect
   Look at all the shit you get
   When you don't come around
   To save your place on this ground.
   Ricky's 24
   And he's callin' me a whore
   But he ass kisses like no other
   'Cuz I'm old enough to be his mother.
   Austin's gone infectious,
   His name's a city in Texas
   Gonna beat out Rura,
   Of that I am really sure of.
   Judas of Panama
   Ran and cried to his Ma
   When Ricky bit his finger off
   For showing off his booger-snots.
   You all don't have a winner's sound
   You're just waving all your dicks around!

   titleless.victory!
   ricky? expect that he
   (has a severe inferiority complex!)
   bully's like him?:D
   havent even any-
   skill in there context

   RICKY your a cock rider!
   shutup! get dropped the
   winner when ur in this place
   10 better? in every case... (is me)
   you have no skill to see
   thats why i never read-
   your diss. start feeling the...
   fact-
   face to face, your skull would be cracked
   for cocky, when in fact
   YOUR THE WORST TO REACT
   ive ever seen
   wake goast this is not a dream
   your hopeless thought have been
   shooting straight loser with no brain

   i want to die, ur skill is SO deppresing
   cimb up to.your ego; then jump to your IQz the best thing!

   no one survive that drop
   shut your u lost. now flop (down)
   cause walking over skill easy
   your just a fucking floor.
   thanks.Madam L because believe me
   i never wanna read your rhyme again.
   ITS THAT CHEESY!
   arrogant is what is.what there.is.madame L stated?!
   dont u see u lost. and shit skill is hated?!

   your waisting my time
   learn skill for competition!
   complacent in mind
   last place u can envision
   my.thread so quit your fishin
   your not in a.position
   (to be cocky)
   lmao.yoir winning days
   :D are older than rocky!

   walk.away.you.brainleaa twit
   u really be insane.& shit
   your not deserving-
   responce u F'ing twit
   i.take ur rhyme & murder it!

   title?! :Dbwa ahahaaahahaahahah
   hows that gonna help w no skill!
   Im the fresh new winner
   :D & your over the hill!

   slow.your sloppy spine
   the top is mine
   I'll drop u fine

   stop.your rhyme (if thats what u wanna call it)
   they've been.chopped by mine

   wat.pisses.me.off is.that u suck so.bad
   looking at.it your soooo pathetic it makes me mad?

   not really, was mad already
   u need need to hand me money

   in large amount
   to ever feel your-
   rymes will count

   (4 anything but talentless garbage. im serious u really have zero skill lol)
   you.fuking suck rick
   every thing u.write?
   i.chuck.quick
   good luck prick
   dont let the.clock.tick

   by waisting ur time
   and mine.
   shut the fuck up
   y r u stuk.up
   if u got skill?
   athen buck UP

   sigh.. ricky ricky ricky... listen up:




   "Nobody made a greater mistake than he who did nothing because he could do only a little."

      -- Edmund Burke


   per amount of characters, compared ryming sylables

   Means if your cant match the skill?
   QUIT acting like animals!

   and a pulse..


   that is beating you to death. and bringing me life!?

   with who is with, the contest wont survive.


   lets start with "ricky" the low IQ rhymer.
   Madame L took her shot, & I really find her-


   quality many times better than yours! your titled crap is still up shit creek w no oars!
   Your killed & F'ed like whores. there is no open doors. your still an ant in human warz.


   you've got numbers but
   i stopped reading your crap a while ago. Because your rhyme skill makes unable to stop smiling bro.
   your just a hoe. cock rider more likey
   analyize your own pykee.
   youve got nothing on Mikey. Next up!?

   ya bro its u the wanna be rapper. u get more respect than the obvious crapper.. but its still
   uphill
   for you
   quit huffin ass glue
   i move past few
   after this?
   i will've 1 the past
   u will get lasoo(d)
   and burned like, a mass dube
   fuck your ass food.

   i dont eat shit
   u leave with
   your mouth just a dink pit
   that horibly stink wit...

   ..fart smell
   your rhyme was abl fart till...
   poo came out
   you seem doubt-
   fully thinking..
   im not gonna break in and start all your makin. and eat bacon
   (im a pig with ryme)
   ;-)how much donuts r u makin?!
   im the law your mistken..
   im constable kill'u all
   not obstical can instal
   skill to hurdle da-

   wall
   absurd
   =YouWILL fall!




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 Re. hiphop battle.
 Posted on: 28th April 2014 2:53pm

Hey poser
You aint cool, you wack with your foolish act
I will verbally give you a smack
Dont think about this too much, its just me giving you a lyrical spank

Seriously, all these lines are screaming pitiful
But dont worry all your verses are just not meaningful
Yours words circulate like airwaves, they just not on point
Now the stereo's typical
I spot a victim, the plot thickened, the clock is ticking
I see you slipping, I hit you with proper spitting,
hottest written and compositions
So your competition is a contradiction
Its time you rephrase because this aint a battle
You are just battled, wait did you battle reading these lines?
This is your burial remember before you die,
do the jada and leave a will....For real!

Cause of death: Lyrical slaughter
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 Re. hiphop battle.
 Posted on: 28th April 2014 3:59pm

madame lavender got madintellect and ricky mad at her.
sayin we havin contests for pissing
well this contest is over ricky your disqualified for jizzing!
the point your missing even though madintellects dick keeps hitting
the side of your face
you open your mouth with your poor taste
now we seein whos who
shit i'll bring up zues too!
while shadows and wind knows this battle she cant win so my ballsack shes handlin while shes duecin my new boots
while im posted up in sicilian toastin goodluck eatin my couscous  
one could say i have a screw loose thats cuz im the frankenstien
smokin that stankin kind your whole bank is mine get the fuck out go on take your time!
lil Dago aka Bricktop Youngin'
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 Re. hiphop battle.
 Posted on: 28th April 2014 4:14pm (modified 28th April 2014 4:18pm)

I got a few pieces to come for ya lol. Glad to see some more competitors.
Does that make me sound like a bully, or more competitive?
Don't start getting it twisted, you horrible people lol =)

(Stop slaughtering me Austin)
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 Re: Re. hiphop battle.
 Posted on: 28th April 2014 6:43pm

TAKE 2

I'll be gone soon Austin
but not coz of you, and for the moment I will take my time
Making others see, and me actually saying it
We haven't a clue why here you've decided to step in for
I'll leave with no forecast details for a week weeks
then come back with a better storm
That doesn't mean my precious ones were shit, so your last response
It was short, is your high leaving?
Your work, lies from the news is what I'm reading
Your wife to be, if ever there will be one
said it weren't an assumption
She's certain your kids will grow up, and say "I want to be like Reemiss"
Anna still jealous, I hopped up with one hand
She ran, and the stairs are what she fell up
Won't come back unless she has her Winnie The Pooh blanket, which was burned
so that bet is no good
MadIntellect can beg for respect, hate what is here
and still be weird, pissing off
He's not seeing what I'm actually writing in my Notebook
Crimsin gave me a bitter pill, sitting thrilled
so no need to tell her this and don't look
Hear it Austin
because I got escorted by the police away from your homo hood
Zeus strong against me, no, you stand, then fall (crushing sound)
because your an ant, and I'm a tank
Get it?
Your taking on more weight than you can handle
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 Posted on: 28th April 2014 6:48pm (modified 28th April 2014 7:04pm)

TAKE 3 - Austin's Diary Entry

Dear, Dizzy
             I know you haven't missed me
Can't fucking believe it man, and I mean Ricky shagging my bitch
That video is all up on YouTube
It's true, you don't have to like someone to admire them
I'm certain it won't ever happen with me, because I'm nothing completely, it's what Ricky thinks
Anyway, he was fucking my misses doggy style yeah and I'm quoting "Yeah, yeah, right there, oh, I'm gonna cum" with all the moaning
Then she sprung forward and collapsed quiet on HER bed for a few seconds
Not quite sure what happened after that, the video soon cut off
I've always made out, that he's used his own memories against me
so that might have happened with his girl as well you know
Apart from the video being on the internet, and people being in the room
As well after sex I hear, she doesn't smoke a cigarette
or any other time for that matter

Ricky wrote a song similar to Eminem's Rap God, the Rap God version is shit
Ricky's version is legendary, it's what that song is
I still haven't a clue how to hurt him, because he's not actually paying attention to all of my responses
I'm an asshole, but he sure does find it a lot easier to make me look like a dick
This is the truth, at least I wasn't a cunt writing this




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 Re. hiphop battle.
 Posted on: 28th April 2014 8:29pm (modified 28th April 2014 8:46pm)

he said that im an ant and he's a tank?

thats that type of comparative shit letting us know your rhymes are aslant and your mind is ablank.

oh now you the rap god? well bitch simply put... no you cant and no you aint.

sayin you the rap god and i am a cunt

i bring a being into creation like a jesus manifestation the way i write a rhyme and let that shit run

you is just a story tellin little faggot braggin about how your shits in the bag yet you do not have the balls so you make up falls squalls about fuckin my bitch but you know that shits dumb

tellin tall tales of fuckin my bitch you dont know my bitch you do not have the income

but maybe you did, how you talkin that shit about you couldnt even get it up enough for her to bust after she should have to grab a camel crush after she cum!

your entire existence is nothing but one of a dozen lyrical puns

in my arsenal of metaphorical, rhetorical, guns

we see you ricky cold so sickly
like look at me take 1 take 2 take 3
i will never leave yall gonna have to make me

madintellect quotin Edmund Burke

his brain aint big enough you gonna make his head just hurt

fuck a rap god i am the essence of being a presence berserk

but then again you might be god the way you shirkin your work

you better keep at it the pens like a habit you gotta master this her artwork

murderin half the battle field every time i utter a word

you dont want me to slaughter the cattle in this her rap battle? just say the word

and keep my name out your mouth unless its something you heard

even then fuck what you heard i already know that im dope

your right maddamelavender my name is the austin city type word but i was really named after the soap!
lil Dago aka Bricktop Youngin'
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 Re. hiphop battle.
 Posted on: 28th April 2014 8:41pm (modified 28th April 2014 8:41pm)

I said Zeus was an ant retard
check another piece again, because I said you was an asshole
I make you look like a dick (which you do yourself)
And that you WASN'T a cunt
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 Re. hiphop battle.
 Posted on: 28th April 2014 8:47pm

where is the rhymes? i didnt count one
so my name i will sign and give it out no matter the outcome :)
lil Dago aka Bricktop Youngin'
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