Today's Writer

Write what you know,

explore the unknown.


Use Courier, to be taken seriously,

no, Times New Roman, really.


Listen to me,


and her and him and you and no one.

Get a degree,


that you don't need.

Bow to the gatekeepers,



so that you might suck off the oligarchs.

It's about the journey,



but, it's about the money...

the glory, the fame,



anything to keep from appearing lame.

Remember to ENJOY,






you're wrong about everything.

Structure, experiment!






No one will ever know your name.







A cat will always be more famous than you.