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Valentines at a Dentist Office
As I sat in the dentist office someone asked me,
Why am I single on valentines day?
And I said, "It is simple you see, I don't buy into
Corporate sponsored holidays
That turn love into a marketing scheme,
Women into little Hitlers
And men into total and utter tools.
And I know I know, I sound like a bitter asshole.
But I am the Lisa Simpson of my family after all.
If I ever really desired to spend money
On someone who matters in my life,
I would spend it first on my grand father, then on a beer".
I left there with a new crown.
I came back with a box of donuts and a bag of fruit.
"Happy Articlfical Love day. Thanks for fixing my teeth".
Why am I single on valentines day?
And I said, "It is simple you see, I don't buy into
Corporate sponsored holidays
That turn love into a marketing scheme,
Women into little Hitlers
And men into total and utter tools.
And I know I know, I sound like a bitter asshole.
But I am the Lisa Simpson of my family after all.
If I ever really desired to spend money
On someone who matters in my life,
I would spend it first on my grand father, then on a beer".
I left there with a new crown.
I came back with a box of donuts and a bag of fruit.
"Happy Articlfical Love day. Thanks for fixing my teeth".
Published 14th Feb 2014
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15th Feb 2014 00:57am
at times
some dentists kiss
a happy Valentine
to keep their clients
intact and fine
you have achieved something
superfine
some dentists kiss
a happy Valentine
to keep their clients
intact and fine
you have achieved something
superfine
16th Feb 2014 11:04pm
