A stripper and a man

The bar was filled with cigarette smoke,
A lone musician sung a song about love.
I walked to a table that sat next to the stage.
A stripper danced and simulated being fucked.

A cocktail waitress asked me if I wanted a drink,
I nodded and said that a vodka tonic would do.
As she turned away the stripper licked her lips,
She kneeled down and whispered "hi I'm sue."

I'm Tom,a real pleasure to meet you my dame,
She smiled and waltzed away in her slutty strut.
The lone musician was singing some shitty nirvana ,
Before my nose caught air of someone's marijauna .

My waitress came back with drink in hand over ice,
She asked "would that be cash,charge,or open tab?"
"Cash!" and your phone number would be really nice!
With a frown she turned and I knew I got her mad.

The dancer danced and collected money from the men,
She came to me and I stuck a fifty down her purple bra.
She smiled and it was that look that got me in the lions den.
I waited until she got off work so I could collect my booty call.