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Excuse Me Bonita Applebum

Excuse me, excuse me. Hello there.
I just wanted to ask you,
Would you care to split a muffin, while we share a conversation?
I find that you radiate gorgeous from every pore on your body.
And with all honesty, I am not trying to get in your pants.
I just want to get to know you.
I want to see if the story matches the book cover.
Because judging from what I see you must possess a fierce personality,
Which probably scares most men far away,
But not to worry.
I come from a long line of strong stubborn women.
Who would probably make you look a lot like Mahatma Gandhi.
And really, I do not mean to offend.
I am just trying to make it clear.
That I am not like most men.
I'm not your usual order off the dollar menu date kinda guy
Or let me put you on a pedestal and fill your ego with hot air kinda guy.
I'm more of the lets grab some beers, bake a pizza and watch some horror movies kinda guy.
Let's hike to a mountain peak, share some laughs and talk about what motivates us kinda guy.
I'm the dude to make you hate cardio but love vegetables.
And well you may confuse this for an attempt to bypass your defense mechanisms.
At the end of the day I'm still going to bed with a smile on my face.
So if you care to split this muffin and have ourselves a talk,
I'm all ears.