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J[/font]ewellery of british humor
O[/font]n the french arrogance rumor
K[/font]now how we are pleasant
E[/font]ven sometimes, peasant
S[/font]o, british jokes's dishonour
Joke about jokes on jokes!!! I love british humor, even about french people!
In comp "Acrostic Limerick" [/font]
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Published 29th Jan 2014
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29th Jan 2014 6:52pm
30th Jan 2014 3:48pm
29th Jan 2014 7:01pm
Two romanian neighbors meet one morning...
- What’s going on with you, dear? Are you sick?
- No, why do you ask?
- Well, I saw the doctor come out of your apartment.
- So? I saw three soldiers come out of yours. Did I ask you if the war started?
- What’s going on with you, dear? Are you sick?
- No, why do you ask?
- Well, I saw the doctor come out of your apartment.
- So? I saw three soldiers come out of yours. Did I ask you if the war started?
30th Jan 2014 2:10pm
29th Jan 2014 7:02pm
29th Jan 2014 9:53pm
Oh, I don't have win, but I have learned about limerick! Nice to use comp to understand and learn about poetic forms... Thank you, Gabi, for your two jokes and this comment to support me!
30th Jan 2014 2:09pm
Ahahah!!! :)
Do you know the European Dream?
It is French cuisine, British and German technology.
And the European Nightmare?
It is French technology, British cuisine and German humour.
:)
Those Belgian jokes are funny too. I know one:
Why do Belgian surgeons wear a face mask?
To keep them from licking the knife!
:)
The Belgians had a language riot before - because half speak French and the other speak Germanic (I think). And they take it very seriously!
Better to write poetry instead of riot!! LOL! :)
Do you know the European Dream?
It is French cuisine, British and German technology.
And the European Nightmare?
It is French technology, British cuisine and German humour.
:)
Those Belgian jokes are funny too. I know one:
Why do Belgian surgeons wear a face mask?
To keep them from licking the knife!
:)
The Belgians had a language riot before - because half speak French and the other speak Germanic (I think). And they take it very seriously!
Better to write poetry instead of riot!! LOL! :)
You are wrong for the European Dream :
It is French cuisine, British humour and German technology.
For the European Nightmare, I agree :
It is French technology, British cuisine and German humour.
Belgian had three languages : Wallon (French), Flamish (Netherland) and German. And three lands : Wallon, Flamish and Bruxelle!
I like British humour and Belgian too!
I don't have win the comp (the winner and the first running-up are specialists of Limerick). But I have so funny comments, better than win a medal!
Thank you so much for your comments, absinthe!
It is French cuisine, British humour and German technology.
For the European Nightmare, I agree :
It is French technology, British cuisine and German humour.
Belgian had three languages : Wallon (French), Flamish (Netherland) and German. And three lands : Wallon, Flamish and Bruxelle!
I like British humour and Belgian too!
I don't have win the comp (the winner and the first running-up are specialists of Limerick). But I have so funny comments, better than win a medal!
Thank you so much for your comments, absinthe!
31st Jan 2014 3:24am
You're welcome, Malin! I enjoy reading the jokes here too. :) Indeed, better than a medal! My husband is British and he has plenty of Irish jokes, ahahaha ... :)
What about the joke of the French who saw a fly in his drink? I think the Scotsman remove fly and drink the whiskey. The Irish - I forget, I think he is so drunk so he drink the whiskey with the fly, he didn't notice the fly. But the French remove fly, drink whiskey and eat the fly, LOL! :)
What about the joke of the French who saw a fly in his drink? I think the Scotsman remove fly and drink the whiskey. The Irish - I forget, I think he is so drunk so he drink the whiskey with the fly, he didn't notice the fly. But the French remove fly, drink whiskey and eat the fly, LOL! :)
OK, frenchs are eaters of frogs and snails (I love them), but not of fly! Just a joke, I know, but I need to say the truth! ha ha!!!
A joke about British, from arrogant and conceited frenchies :
"A British married couple are in the sitting room. The wife knits while her husband reads The Times. 'My dear?' 'Yes, my dearest?' 'Do we have sexual relations?' 'Yes we do my dearest!' They continue knitting and reading for several hours. Finally, the woman says: 'We should invite them round more often!'"
A joke about British, from arrogant and conceited frenchies :
"A British married couple are in the sitting room. The wife knits while her husband reads The Times. 'My dear?' 'Yes, my dearest?' 'Do we have sexual relations?' 'Yes we do my dearest!' They continue knitting and reading for several hours. Finally, the woman says: 'We should invite them round more often!'"
1st Feb 2014 2:59am
AHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! :D
My husband answers, "Sounds familiar dear?" Ahahaha!!!!
That is not a joke, malin, that is TRUE!
British people are so stuck up!
I have to teach my husband to be more sensual! When I ask him a sexy question he can only answer, "Dunno." Ahahaha. :)
Hey, I like to eat frogs and snails too! But not fly, ahaha. :)
Thank you for these funny jokes, malin!
My husband answers, "Sounds familiar dear?" Ahahaha!!!!
That is not a joke, malin, that is TRUE!
British people are so stuck up!
I have to teach my husband to be more sensual! When I ask him a sexy question he can only answer, "Dunno." Ahahaha. :)
Hey, I like to eat frogs and snails too! But not fly, ahaha. :)
Thank you for these funny jokes, malin!
1st Feb 2014 10:52am
