The Final Race

ALL BETS ARE OFF (horses to your starting positions) BeERnG!... Here comes the number 7 boob riding Gods of Thunder at the end of the pack, Bobbles has jumped out to a HUGE lead though, but Cash is closing in. Hug Life and Thug Life are neck and neck at the 3 and 4 position, and Gods of Thunder is turning it on closing the gap now! Oh my G*D it's a huge collision between Cash and Thug Life ramming Bobbles right up the ass. Even Gods of Thunder is caught up in the madness, and through some stroke of luck The Stoner is approaching the finish line... Hold on,,, I don't understand this at all! The Stoner has laid down and seems to be taking a nap. Stoner's jockey is just sitting down and reading a news paper!?! Well sometimes life is gotten in the strangest ways, and HUG LIFE WINS!

Ladies and Gentlemen now posting the FINAL RESULTS - Hug Life 1st place, Gods of Thunder 2nd place, and The Stoner rounding out the survivors at 3rd. At least Cash, Bobbles, and even Thug Life won some races before today. We don't know if Gods of Thunder will ever run again, for he is IN THE JAILHOUSE NOW for Triple Horsey Sauce.

Joke by: M.E.L.