DO HIM ON THE WAY IN AND THE WAY OUT

Be there to surprise him---when he comes home from a hard days WORK;                      
As he enters the door (put it on him) like you invented the TWERK.                      
                       
Grind up on him (gripping his uniform) then stick your tongue in his MOUTH;                      
(Speaking of tongues) unloosen his belt---then go down SOUTH.                      
                       
Hold him by the hand and make your way to the bathroom---yes i said bathroom not bedroom as USUAL;                      
Go into the shower and as the steam rises---do something UNUSUAL ;) .                     
                       
Let the water run down his back as you massage and slowly STROKE;                      
Watch as his eyes roll in the back of his head as you seductively CHOKE.                      
                       
Take the action from the tub---to the toilet or SINK;                  
Ride him like a bull and when he's right on the BRINK...                      
                       
Pull back and squirt all over his face or CHEST;  Lick it off like icecream---as he pulls you close and whispers "babe you're the BEST".                      
He's gonna want to get something to eat and drink (to fuel himself) before heading back out for the night (to allegedly hang with the GUYS); Take this time to prepare your ego for the surprised and confused look his face will make when you ask where are you going/when will you be back type questions---and although physically drained---he still finds energy to LIE.                                          
Once he's dressed and ready to leave the house---pounce him---jump his bones--like a cat on a mouse (Public Service Announcement---Action NEWS):        
If you pull down his pants and there's a condom already on his privates---it's because he's a prepared cheat/sloppy drunk---and that protection wasn't meant for YOU;      
On the other hand, if he simply refuses to make-love again---trust and believe me when I say---its because he got all fresh and clean for somebody NEW.                                         
   
Once he leaves home---as soon as he returns---be prepared and ready to offer sex AGAIN;  
If he smells like another man or woman---you'll know within the depths of your heart---exactly what he's been doing and where he's BEEN;  
But on the other hand, if he keeps flat-out refusing to do-it with you (its because he just came from doing somebody else) and right back out the door---his ass you should SEND!