On Beer Goggles Off

Wise and smart or dumb and dull
Beer goggles on, you start to skull
Females, Females, getting better every beer
B B Becoming super models, as your hitting the gear,

Buy her a drink, your in with a chance
Into the moshpit, getting close as you dance,
She's taken the bait, you've hooked the catch,
A beautiful girl, with no strings attached,

Messy drunk sex
Both glad when its done,
Lasting 10 minutes, you peak quick and come

Your there with a stunner, high interest right keep
Pleased with your efforts, you fall fast asleep,
Awake in the morning, her back is facing you
Spreads a subtle smile of victory, you've tagged another screw,

Then gently pull her hair back, and Fuck Holy Strewth,
Being now sober
Reveals the horrible truth

Lucky its her place, easy exit to the door,
But she's laying on your arm, circulation lost, feels raw

You'd rather chew your arm off, then risk waking her up
You've made a huge mistake

She's a Fucking Ugly Slut..













Belinda Boyd
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