Appetizer

So you call my phone at my home asking where your man is on this night, I tell you he passed out on my guest room couch, trying to sleep the liquor off so he can come home without the police snatchin his L's, you know our friendship so well, and you know I got his back, that you dont even question the fact of my story, you say coo, I say goodbye, and you think thats is that, but here's the fact, once you off the phone, I'm textin his phone, sayin wifey just hit me up, tryna find out whats up, and he know he's drunk in our storyline, cause we done pre-gamed this for the last two days....see it shouldn't have to be this way, but some women make it like this, a man give you every mental, emotional and physical gift in a relationship and some of yall still choose to be selfish, he give 100, you give 50, ridin along comfortably in the passenger seat of this thing called being a couple, but the trouble with you is that you think everything supposed to revolve around you.....and you selfish as hell, so eventually a brotha gone say oh well, time to do what I gotta do, cause every man got that one who down for the cause, that'll cook, clean, wash, comfort, massage and lick his balls, she do everything that the stay at home wont do, cause the old addage is true, for every woman that wont, its a woman that will, and every man knows at least one....see the problem aint the female, the problems in her actions, she only gives her man a sample, a tease, she gives him an appetizer, while shorty on the other side givin him the work of a world famous diner, with full service and customer care, so it aint no question why that man would eat there, cause why would you indulge on Chili's hot wings when this other chick is giving you Ruth Chris......see some women may get pissed, but thats only those who aint on top of their ish, cause a real woman knows the trick to keeping her man at home, and that's givin him everything outta her, just as he does for her, cause no man should eat any food that's better than what's prepared on his own stove