The Jerk

Just pull them down, there's no one around
They'll never know what we do
It's not a sin, let me stick it in
I know you want it too

You winked at me, you're such a tease
That's why I brought you here
Now you're shy, I don't know why
Come on, just have another beer

That's a good girl, now give me a whirl
Let's see what that tongue can do
Just open your mouth, and go down south
It's fun to try something new

That's it my dear, now expose your rear
I have a nice surprise in store
Now on your knees, if you please
And be my little whore

Mmm, it's so nice, your sugar and spice
I love what you are made of
Now spread wide, as I go inside
And see if my hand fits your glove

A little tight, but it's alright
We'll both be sore in the morning
You buck and moan, I thrust and groan
Don't worry, I'll give you fair warning

Now mount the throne, that rigid bone
And crown me your king
Slip and slide, bounce and ride
Oh what joy my queen doth bring

Sit right down, and open your mouth
You'll love the tangy taste
Swallow it down, don't wear a frown
There's no reason to feel disgrace

Well, grab your clothes, it's time to go
Wouldn't want to be caught with you
Though your face so fine, and your lovin' divine
My wife will be home in a few

Oh, don't be mad, it's not so bad
You'll have gossip for your friends at work
A one night stand, with a married man
Tell them you ran into The Jerk

They'll know what it means