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My Grenade Parody [the song from Bruno Mars]

Hey, come on, we gotta go, go to the airport,
now

Speed, speed down the road, we�re gonna be late

Swear to god, if we miss it, I�m gonna be pissed

is the gift shop open? Oh is it open?

You held my ticket and you threw it in the trash,
you threw it in the trash, how come?

We came all this way and wasted all this cash

'Cause what you don't understand is

I think we just missed the plane, oh god

I even bought the ticket for ya

I hope you get hit by the RIPTA bus
you ruined the plans for both of us

I paid 5000 bucks
just to find out that my life sucks

Yes I�m crying like a baby

Because I am ashamed.

Yeah, Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Black, black, black and blue, I�ma beat you up

Gonna leave this place without you, in my brand new mac truck

I�m still mad at you, for fucking this up

You owe me so much money and I�m stealin� half your stuff.

You held my ticket and you threw it in the trash,
you threw it in the trash, you bitch

We came all this way and wasted all this cash

'Cause what you don't understand is

I think we just missed the plane, oh god

I even bought the ticket for ya

I hope you get hit by the RIPTA bus
you ruined the plans for both of us

I paid 5000 bucks
just to find out that my life sucks

Yes I�m crying like a baby

Because I am ashamed

I was supposed to go to China

Ooh, and learn a lot of cool Asian names

Now I�m stuck here in Rhode Island

because you�re stupid and lost the ticket dumbass.

But still, I think we just missed the plane, oh god

I even bought the ticket for ya

I hope you get hit by the RIPTA bus
you ruined the plans for both of us

I paid 5000 bucks
just to find out that my life sucks

Yes I�m crying like a baby

Because I am ashamed

Yeah, I am very ashamed

Nothing can heal this shame

Ooh, I am very ashamed

yeah yeah yeah yeah