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You can't trust chickens
you can't trust chickens
anything that runs faster
and in a straighter line
with its head removed
just ain't right
which came first
the chicken or the egg?
yeah, it's just that kind of thing chickens use
to keep us confused
while they get up to no good
it ain't eggs they're hatching
it's plannnns
why did the chicken cross the road?
I'll tell you why
to distract us from the other chickens
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if it looks like a duck
walks like a duck
and quacks like a duck
it's not a duck
it's a chicken
in disguise
bigurk
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Re: You can't trust chickens
Anonymous
24th Nov 2013 11:50pm
This just made my day...
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re: Re: You can't trust chickens
25th Nov 2013 10:54am
RSaba, glad the cheekiness did something for you, thanks for telling me you enjoyed this.
Re: You can't trust chickens
25th Nov 2013 00:46am
ahh, The wisdom in this little nugget. Children should be taught this in school.
what the humble chicken has done on you I can only guess, thank the gods you've recovered from it and are back writing.
good to see you knocking about Miss,
shine on
what the humble chicken has done on you I can only guess, thank the gods you've recovered from it and are back writing.
good to see you knocking about Miss,
shine on
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re: Re: You can't trust chickens
25th Nov 2013 10:56am
I couldn't possibly tell you what the chickens have done to me so far, 'cept to say I still walk on eggshells
... whenever I can :-p
Thanks for the welcome, Sir
... whenever I can :-p
Thanks for the welcome, Sir
Anonymous
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26th Nov 2013 3:04am
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re: Re: You can't trust chickens
26th Nov 2013 2:15pm
Thank you Rutart, I'm happy to think such a smart one as you might turn your considerable mind to the subject ... they don't stand a chance!
Thanks for your lighthearted and kind response.
Thanks for your lighthearted and kind response.
Re: You can't trust chickens
26th Nov 2013 3:45am
Hah! Keep an eye on those chickens. I have long had an obsession with the concept of the Chicken...a most fascinating & delicious creature. Got a great laugh reading this...thanks for the smiles.
I think any creature with that much energy after having its head removed is definitely a creature that bears watching...
I think any creature with that much energy after having its head removed is definitely a creature that bears watching...
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re: Re: You can't trust chickens
26th Nov 2013 2:01pm
Indeed it does, haha. Cheers, for letting me know you got a kick out of this one, ButcherScraps
PS Love the name; may have some work for you ;-)
PS Love the name; may have some work for you ;-)
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27th Nov 2013 3:16pm
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27th Nov 2013 4:48pm
Re. You can't trust chickens
Anonymous
8th May 2016 11:43am
I love this so much. It has me grinning. I'll never trust chickens again!
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18th May 2016 8:05am
Re. You can't trust chickens
6th Jun 2016 3:28pm
Oh, I so needed a giggle this morning! Thank you thank you thank you! Enjoyed this immensely! :)
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