The Devil Wears Green

There's this girl who comes around wearing a green dress
You think she'll make life all better, but she'll turn you into a mess
She'll rip open your heart and steal all of your soul
Sometimes she'll make you feel as if you are trapped in a hole
She makes you work hard, through blood, sweat and tears everyday
But as soon as you touch her, she goes running away
What's the matter baby? Don't stop now!!!
I want to touch you some more, come let me make you say MEOW
Come stay with me baby, Don't be such a whore
I want you all to myself, but all you want is more
All you want is more and more people to touch
But don't you know baby that I love you so much.
Don't run away baby, please this time just stay
I would hold you forever, if I had it my way.
Ooh baby how I love the soft sweet smell of your skin
But you leave me so often, I always wonder how you've been
Sometimes you are gone for so long that I start to forget
How much I love to kiss and caress you and call you my pet
I don't know how you do it darling but you really got a hold on me
You make me do things that in retrospect is crazy
But there you are, always running around in my mind
I try to relax, but sometimes I'll find
You right in front of my face in my dreams
You look so beautiful that your two eyes start to gleam
You keep me so warm, you shine like a light
You even let me talk to other people at night
But then all of a sudden, When life isn't going your way
You leave me there hanging, for so many days
You take away all of my privileges
You sometimes don't even let me eat
Then you make my life cold, when you shut off my heat
I must be crazy because you're such a selfish fucking bitch
But you're always in my thoughts like an annoying fucking itch
I work so hard just to get some alone time with you
But as soon as we are together, you tell me sorry we're through
I'm starting to get used to it, so I guess it's alright
Because you are always around in some shape or form from morning to night
I have this feeling I'll be around for the rest of my life
Let's just hope I'm never too fucking stupid to ever make you my wife
Even if I popped the question and your answer was yes
My life would still be miserable
Because you'll always be the devil in the green dress