all of my nursery rhymes grew up to be whores

This old man was a pervert
He gave that bitch his bone
But she was slutty
Or needed the money
Now she's got a kid at home.

Little Dora, she grew up
Got herself a new tv show
Now she's the sexplorer
That's right, she's sexually adventurous
tango un gato en mis pantalones.
Quieres lamerlo?
But it's one of those channels
I'm too cheap to pay extra for.

Sometimes I'll fuck a girl and sing
Row, row, row your boat
In my head.
Motion of the ocean or some shit right?
Whatever, she was ugly and it's a fun song.
Try it in canon.