Sorry, me no speak MANlish

Inspired by Theo(cryptic poet)



Here are some of the stereotypes of "REAL"/macho men:

1. Real men don't do chores - that's a woman's
job
(Seriously?)

2. Real men have multiple partners
(Not forgetting the increased risk of contracting multiple STDs)

3. Men who sleep around are "THE men"
(I'm sorry, y'all are just sluts)

4. Real men don't cry
(What? Are you from a different planet all together?)

5. Pink is gay
(I'm sure even breathing is gay)

6. Real men don't talk, they solve their problems with fists
(Go to some anger management sessions,will you?)

It saddens me to think that there are some men who have this mentality

If you happen to be one of them,please don't approach me

I no speak MANlish and you clearly no speak WOMANese