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the Pen is mightier than the Sword
"The pen is mightier than the sword."
But if we remove the space
between the second and third words
we get something better:
The penis mightier than the sword!
- words of flattery that a wife could say
if she wanted to give a compliment to her husband.
The pen and the penis are alike.
I use my pen as though it were the other.
I try to write each line of love poetry
as though the ink were an ejaculation,
a squirt of sperm into the vagina
of the woman I love.
(Not that there is one.
This is all hypothetical.)
But if we remove the space
between the second and third words
we get something better:
The penis mightier than the sword!
- words of flattery that a wife could say
if she wanted to give a compliment to her husband.
The pen and the penis are alike.
I use my pen as though it were the other.
I try to write each line of love poetry
as though the ink were an ejaculation,
a squirt of sperm into the vagina
of the woman I love.
(Not that there is one.
This is all hypothetical.)
Published 5th Sep 2013
| Edited 29th Sep 2013
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Anonymous
5th Sep 2013 11:07pm
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26th Dec 2013 10:48pm
I may do a poem about the change from a hanging penis to an upright one being like the metamorphosis of caterpillar to butterfly - some day.
