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The greatest lie
I am a woman, in a man's body
with a penis that doesn't work
I have fucked the vineyards and the haystacks
grown a beard as long as a pine tree
the beard is downstairs
and it is joined to my hair
which is also long, flowing from my shiny head
I speak 500 languages
I cant read
I once slept outside my own house
in the blizzard of 93' I fingered somebody's sister
I even slapped a judge for being too damn ugly
but seriously, I'm currently jacking off to everybody's mom
no no no, I'll be honest for old time's sake
my greatest lie is that I am/have-done none of these things.
with a penis that doesn't work
I have fucked the vineyards and the haystacks
grown a beard as long as a pine tree
the beard is downstairs
and it is joined to my hair
which is also long, flowing from my shiny head
I speak 500 languages
I cant read
I once slept outside my own house
in the blizzard of 93' I fingered somebody's sister
I even slapped a judge for being too damn ugly
but seriously, I'm currently jacking off to everybody's mom
no no no, I'll be honest for old time's sake
my greatest lie is that I am/have-done none of these things.
Published 29th Aug 2013
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29th Aug 2013 3:44pm
29th Aug 2013 3:53pm
haha thank you anna...
I've found that slaughtering myself makes me feel so much better... :D
I've found that slaughtering myself makes me feel so much better... :D
29th Aug 2013 3:59pm
Quite enjoyed this- but the ending feels a little off to me- still worked for me though
29th Aug 2013 6:56pm
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29th Aug 2013 6:58pm
i know... surprising dont you think?
my rare moments... how i cherish them! *teary eyed*
thank you. :P
my rare moments... how i cherish them! *teary eyed*
thank you. :P
29th Aug 2013 7:54pm
This was so much fun to read. I found myself smiling at the end. You lie pretty well :)
30th Aug 2013 10:00am
30th Aug 2013 3:34am
Yeah Dennis, this is some funny shit. You should cut loose like this more often. Irreverent, mocking, but still smiling. You are so often such a serious fellow. Not that it is necessarily going to have the satisfaction of a deep musing, but it keeps you open and willing to explore new tones and subjects that you might otherwise miss.
30th Aug 2013 10:03am
I couldn't agree more... I feel so much lighter every time I massacre myself...
my poetry is serious... not me bro... lol
A friend of mine once told me that I should write satirical poetry.
I think I'll consider her suggestion for a few poems...
my poetry is serious... not me bro... lol
A friend of mine once told me that I should write satirical poetry.
I think I'll consider her suggestion for a few poems...
30th Aug 2013 6:12am
I am not Rihanna but I love the way you lie..
Funny enjoyable read (which was not expected from you :P ) Cheers !!!
30th Aug 2013 10:04am
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