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Limerick of the day- 12 (and last)

(the other 10 are discarded as not at least two of obscene, funny, absurd)  
 
An indolent man from Tennessee  
Showed the lady his cock as I.D.  
So she with her chopper  
Cut it into her hopper  
Saying 'We must keep this place tidy'.
Written by marthard
Published | Edited 3rd Jan 2014
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