the insecurity aphrodisiac

i'm tired of people acting like i'm insane
for thinking they are undeserving
of good fortune
or even companionship
for their underhanded actions and betrayal

let's compromise
if we can settle on a quick snap
of some wire cutters across the bridge of the nose
crushing the bone
being an appropriate after action

we can still be friends

the truest of all
those annoying fucking catchphrases
good guys finish last
not that i'm one of them
i just feel for the other side

so fellas!
yeh!
fellas!
yeh!
if your lady really seems as if she likes being looked at
carve a sketch of stewie griffin in her cheek
she'll draw all the "guy's" attention
ha ha!
draw

fuck a flux capacitor
i just need a handcuff key
karma is a bitch
and i bet she does'nt shave her vagina

it took me a while
but i guess now i can identify with these hoes
it's better to be just plain wanted
than loved
low expectations are comfortable shoes
at least to shoot for
keep your head down and aim low

i really knew the world was my oyster
when i learned a pearl is really a product of irritant
or outside pollutant