The Mime Talked to Me

Excerpt-idea for a short story I may write. If you keep up with me, you know that everything that gets uploaded, is made up on the spot. so whatever appears here, that is awful, distasteful, etc, then sorry!

Have you ever wondered if a mime could talk? Of course they do, silly! Well, that's what Ben told me. He says they're mysterious for a reason, quiet and such. Maybe he's just jealous 'cuz he gets slapped in the face by his mama for never shuttin' up. He's a talker, I tell ya. Always tellin' lies and such. Alabama ain't got no room for his lies. He even think lyin's gonna get him into ole miss. I told him "Benny Clyde Jones, you don't think that them professors ain't gonna look you up and see how bad your grades are?" He shakes his head. "Told ya, lyin' gets people no where. You're gonna learn that one day."