THE BADDEST MOTHERFUCKER

When I burst from the womb
I was clad in leather and chains
Spiked metal studs and pitiless eyes
Eagerly awaiting the pleasurable pain
When the doctor slapped me
I couldn’t take that, so I kicked his ass
Laid his broken body out
And fucked every nurse to the last

I am…
The Baddest Motherfucker In The World
Like a devil with his wings unfurled
For the ladies there’s no resistance
So, fellas, keep your distance
I have let my leather wings unfurl
‘Cuz I’m…
The Baddest Motherfucker In The World

In high school there were no problems
I just put my boots to necks
When I walked in, the panties dropped
Then I laid them on their backs
I was driving before my nuts fell
The roads are my war zone
A cop once stopped me, but I
Gave him a warning, told him to watch his tone

I am…
The Baddest Motherfucker In The World
Like a devil with his wings unfurled
For the ladies there’s no resistance
So, fellas, keep your distance
I have let my leather wings unfurl
‘Cuz I’m…
The Baddest Motherfucker In The World

I don’t drink beer
It tastes like water
I don’t smoke shit
I’m too high for that
I jack off to UFC
‘Cuz all I see are pussies
Don’t stand in my way
I. WILL. FUCK. YOU. UP.

I drive around in Megatron
I am the fist of Hell
Celebs want to be me
I have no soul to sell
I toss you a sneer
So you can fall from grace
When in my presence
Chuck Norris knows his place

I am…
The Baddest Motherfucker In The World
Like a devil with his wings unfurled
For the ladies there’s no resistance
So, fellas, keep your distance
I have let my leather wings unfurl
‘Cuz I’m…
The Baddest Motherfucker In The World