People Don't Fear The Reaper

The reaper flying around trying to choose her next victim,
Sees a man named Devon raping a young girl and chooses him,
She materialates into a gorgeous woman and he thinks he's going to score,
She chose him mearly because she was bored,
Running towards her with lust in his eyes,
Little did he know that this is the part where he dies,
As soon as he reached her she pulled out two swords,
"What the fuck" were his last words,
Sliced him up nice and slow,
Paid special attention when she reached his low...part,
This evil man had no heart,
Almost missed, because he had such a small prick,
Now he's just a torso with no dick,
Vanished into thin air she goes,
Who's next nobody knows,
She has a quota to fill,
Time ran out for a guy named Bill,
Bill was a good man who did nothing wrong,
She killed him with a soft song,
Took his hand and calmly walk him to heaven,
Back on earth now all she can think is...
Bills death wasn't nearly as fun as Devon's
lol


Written by a true Meenjataka