Grandma

Some grandmas are great
Some grandmas are good
Some grandmas like to run "rough-shod"
In the neighborhood
Some are better then cops
And will point you out "dead"
And if you aren't listening
Will flick you in the head
They gather up switches
And will "tan your hide"
Time-outs are unheard of
You'll work till you cry
Idle hands are a path
To let the mind wander
That leads one astray
And pulls them down under
Grandmas intentions are good
And her methods are many
Teach your children well
{If she lets you have any!!!}