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The People I Hate
I hate people who sit in a coffee shop,
Sip on their lattes all in the name of cool.
Listening to Coltrane and NPR,
Driving their hybrid SUVs,
Living in Uptown,
Fuck you,
You pretentious asshole!
I hate people who go to Whole Foods
And buy organic tofu,
Read The Total Uncertainty proudly
In front of everyone at Starbucks,
They only give a shit about something
When George Clooney gives a shit.
Wait a minute; could it be possible
That I can only recognize this because
I might be one of them??!!
Sip on their lattes all in the name of cool.
Listening to Coltrane and NPR,
Driving their hybrid SUVs,
Living in Uptown,
Fuck you,
You pretentious asshole!
I hate people who go to Whole Foods
And buy organic tofu,
Read The Total Uncertainty proudly
In front of everyone at Starbucks,
They only give a shit about something
When George Clooney gives a shit.
Wait a minute; could it be possible
That I can only recognize this because
I might be one of them??!!
Published 10th Nov 2010
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10th Nov 2010 7:58pm
You're singing to the choir. Let's do coffee sometime.
You've got a shitty attitude that I appreciate. Your style is also very fitting. This theme can only be met with brute force and banal-anal statements.
It's corrosively honest, but I'd like to see these dicks and cunts shat out by your words. I want to see how they sip their coffee as if they're sucking cock with thin lips. How they sit in their chairs with that pole up their ass. I want a reason above idealism to hate these lousy fucks.
You've got a shitty attitude that I appreciate. Your style is also very fitting. This theme can only be met with brute force and banal-anal statements.
It's corrosively honest, but I'd like to see these dicks and cunts shat out by your words. I want to see how they sip their coffee as if they're sucking cock with thin lips. How they sit in their chairs with that pole up their ass. I want a reason above idealism to hate these lousy fucks.
9th Feb 2012 7:02pm
