Lovers Lane

Short, sweet, bitter, and somehow sexy?  It might be your talent with diction and brevity.  It might be that I'm just a lonely dog, but this poem is something I dig.

There's something sexy in your fingers.  You should get that checked out by a doctor.

makes you wonder why people use so many words — maybe they're searching for the right ones and forget to erase? don't know. love this. but i want you to know right now that i'm married and unavailable. (though i have a spot left in my heart for a smart, slightly slutty step-daughter or niece...)

No, they dont forget to erase. They are just never given the option. Well doi, of course you are married and unavailable! The weird ones always are. But I have no idea how that is relevant....O_o Hmm, which do you prefer more, step-daughter or niece? Lol.

is relevant in the event of fantasy.

not sure, which is less incestuous? (i'll take the other :)

I suppose niece is the lesser of both, but, Ray, that is SO cliche. The uncle niece scenario, yadda, yadda, yadda...:P So, smart slutty step-daughter fingering that spot in your heart and the hole in your brain? Sounds good to me! Haha.
 
Fantasy? O_o

gosh, i thought i'd burned out my embarrassment braincells but it seems some of the little varmints have regenerated (luckily the acting-kinda-creepy ones were thermonuclearly annihilated in my primordial pre-historic past by actions or drugs long forgotten)... but yeah, 'niece' is SO common; and, it occurs to me, why settle for step-daughter when fully-connected-DNA-daughter is available? so, yeah, am downloading peer-centric mutual adoption forms at legalzoom.com as i type this. of course... the transcendently weird/freaky/kinky/amusing thing would have you being the father and me the daughter; though maybe mother-daughter lesbian or maybe some kind of Greek mythology horse-snake and alien octopus-like thing pairing would be more appropriate? naaa, father-daughter is by far the creepiest; especially if it reinforces a long-sought desire (speaking only for myself, of course). (oh, damn, you're thinking alien octopus...)

Of course those little cells clung on, they like to watch your face change from happy to nervous to complete an udder mental destruction! (and they especially like it if you get an erection during this mental desecration, and so do I) Hmmm, I'm not sure I would be a good father seeing as though I would have to get a sex-change and instead of tending to my new daughters LONG overdue sexual needs I would spend the entirety of my time playing with my new joystick. Always wanted to play with one, never had the money. :( I have to admit, the horse-snake would add an elegant touch to our incestual orgy but wouldn't "Incest, Transgendered, Beastial Orgy!!! Come on down! We've got refreshments! (kinda if you count horse-snake cum as refreshment)" be kinda pricey on the newspaper ad? Well, Daddy,  we're gonna need to pick up a few things from the store if wE'rE GoNNa GeT iT On! Little Debbie Snackcakes, Spurs, Lube, A Thesaurus, 10 gross of I can't believe it's not butter, A roll of Walmart smiley face stickers, anddddd, hmm, let's get some duct tape and hefty bags to be safe. Did I miss anything? (haha long-sought desire indeed.)

A beautiful mesh of violence and sexuality, which calls to mind a verse from Skunk Hour by Robert Lowell, where he talks about spying on "love cars," and ends the stanza with "my mind's not right."

love it, dont know how your fellow commentees(is that even a word?) got sexual out of that i got death but paradoxically also got love out of it as well i love the frugality of words 8 in all but i could write a thousand words on lovers lane well done you

it's pretty cool, like a list of horror movies or something

Thank you, thanks a bunchel. :) It is a bit like that, I agree.