midnight freak show [revamped]

on a tuesday night
we have siamese twins
from my dreams
and a bearded women.
the tallest man
the smallest man
and of course
a living
breathing
sort of
mermaid.
there's a man who can eat fire
a man who can eat knives
and of course
a sexy
limber
contortionist.
we have a hermaphrodite
a half human, half frog
thing
and one eyed linda
who can do magic tricks
after she's gotten her fix.
it's eight pennies to get in
and we don't sell food
we don't want to have to clean up
your puke
because there is a girl
who will fuck a horse
and a guy that will eat testicles
we're pretty sure
he's a cannibal.
but bring the kids
anyways
only one trapeze artists
has ever fallen
and only one clown
has ever stabbed someone
so come on by
fun for the whole family
and for two pennies more
don't forget to stop in
and see our main attraction

a mirror
starring you.