My "Accident"

My razor slipped
While shaving 
Creating a small incision 
Blood leaked out 
Of the tiny cut
It was cool
The redness was
Satisfying
My razor slipped
Again
Except a bit bigger
Silly me.
I didn't bandage my wounds
But squeezed them
Put rubbing alcohol on them
To "clean" my "accidents"
The sting felt good
It felt well deserved
I needed my 
"misfortune"
To make it through
I tried too slice
Yet another cut
But it was strange
So I took my razor
And smashed it with
My shampoo bottle
Over and over
Until I could
Pick up my treasure
With no issues
No complications
To break the skin
Release my endorphins
And feel okay again