"Big Balls"

 Amazing as to what the mind conjures
While making mushroom and cheese omelette.
lol

well I
married a farmer nicknamed
“Big Balls”
nope it is not what you think at all
It started way back
when he was a city kid
who has never seen a cow
visiting his cousins on the farm
helping with chores
playing in the field
with wonder he stared
at this bull with its huge sack
hanging from its belly
too shy and not wanting to sound stupid
magnus as my husband was baptised
waited for the opportune moment
so with uncle and cousins
out in the camp
branding the animals
Magnus could contain himself no more
“Wow! That bull’s got “Big Balls”
roars of laughter as all eyes
looked to where he was pointing
their oldest and biggest cow.
ever since this day everybody
and now a farmer himself
he goes by the nickname “Big Balls”