Youve been served....

(Inspired by Locked and Loaded written by Tornado)

So you think you're a bad boy
Running round committing hit and run
On every hot little muff you see
The magistrates issued a warrant
Officer Love is here to serve it personally
Put your hands against the wall
Spread your legs out wide
Gonna pat that fine ass down
Run my hands up your thighs
Looks like your carrying concealed
You got a permit for a gun that size?
Seems you're  facing a new charge
Armed and dangerous I surmise
Put your arms behind your back
Let me put these cuffs on good and tight
Take a seat for interrogation this might take all night
Lets start with that weapon...unzipped and now exposed
As I suspected its cocked and loaded...tsk...tsk
I'm an expert with firearms I take this seriously
Don't want it going off in my hands
The blast might injure an eye
In order to prevent disturbing the peace
A muffle for that muzzle is required
Can't have any residue on my uniform
This is messy business I'll be taking it off
Hmmm....the caliber of your weapon seems a little big
I'll have to position myself just right to get it in
Sinking all the way down on that hard steel
Its stretching out my muffle box....feels so unreal
You are a hardened criminal that's plain to me
Make Officer Love cum and I'll set you free
Gotta work your trigger in just the right way
Don't blow your load to quick now
There will be hell to pay with my nightstick
Mmmm....working that barrel into my holster
Perfectly lubricated to prevent dry firing
Were almost there....just a few more pumps
Your ammos hot and ready to explode
Oh god yes....its leaving the chamber at full velocity
My clenching juicy muff will absorb the impact gratefully..

Anything to protect the public is Officer Loves motto after all...