The Girl and The Sexy Car

What is it about The Sexy Car that drives her crazy?

She already has a nice, sweet, quiet car.
It runs well, good on gas and is clean.
It gets her where she needs to be,
And is even red - oh so cute...

The Sexy Car is so different.
Its Dark, Mysterious, and sometimes Mean,
Its a little Messy, needs some Work, and Growls when it gets going,
So why does it bug the fuck out of her?

Maybe its because on the inside she knows...
The Sexy Car is soft, comfortable and strong,
That when you clean it up, add some sunshine, and kick its ass,
She knows that The Sexy Car will give her the ride of her life...

But she loves her car,
And doesn't want a new one,
Its been there forever,
And is a great car.

So she yells and screams at The Sexy Car - it growls back.
She hits it - The Sexy Car stands strong.
She kicks it - The Sexy Car is not afraid.
She insults and laughs at The Sexy Car - It laughs and wants more.

She tries to be cute and nice - The Sexy Car purrs like a kitten.
She shares treats with it - The Sexy Car brings her coffee (with two cream)
She smiles - The Sexy Car melts in her hands.
She hugs it - The Sexy Car feels so good.

She Kisses The Sexy Car - The Sexy Car Kisses Her.

Whatever she does,
The Sexy Car is always there,
Inviting her, teasing her, seducing her...
...to come inside and ride The Sexy Car.