PHOTOSESSION

(Inspired by the picture, accompanying Vivid's poem "Teddy Bears", of a nude woman on a bed posed with a Smartphone. Laced with photographic terms.)

Outside view was panoramic,
Our chemistry was dynamic;
On each other we had the hots,
Thoughts turned to taking saucy shots.

A decision made in a snap,
Between a stunner and her chap;
My girl agreed, before we screwed,
To take some pictures in the nude.

(It is my pleasure and delight
That she looks good in any light.
Every button she does press,
When she’s in a state of undress.)

About this she was positive:
“Life’s too short to be negative!
The best exposure I do seek
When photographing the physique.”

“The clothing just gets in the way
Of a good picture.” she would say.
“You are the One with whom I click,
A quick flash of you does the trick!”

“I shall capture you for ever
With me in the all-together.
We are a well-developed pair,
At each other we can’t help stare.”

“BUT - if you cheat with another,
I’ll send copies to your mother!
Exposed you’ll well and truly be
For any infidelity.”

Did people hear how much we laughed,
As each other we photographed,
Think there was a pair of nutters
Frolicking behind the shutters?