Submissions by tomwoods86 (Tom Woods)

I spent many of my younger days,
Vast quantities in fact,
At the bars.
I met many interesting people.
Most were dumb-assess.
Others displayed a mild intelligence.
Then there was the Satanist.
Who rode somewhere in between.
He sat next to me, and began to chat away.
I have no idea how we got on the subject,
Such a pointless conversation at a bar,
One of religion.
He talked seemingly for an eternity.
Yet somehow, I remember very little.
Before his arrival,
I was drinking alone
Very much content.
I pretended to...