Submissions by marthard
POEMS AND SHORT STORIES
EROTIC POEM
Published
13th Aug 2013 5:21am
13th Aug 2013 5:21am
Limerick of the day-8.
An agile girl from the river Ob
Could manage a self-service blow-job.
Mouth on her clitoris
And a succulent kiss
Beat that of any boy in her mob.
Could manage a self-service blow-job.
Mouth on her clitoris
And a succulent kiss
Beat that of any boy in her mob.
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EROTIC POEM
Published
11th Aug 2013 6:08am
11th Aug 2013 6:08am
Limerick of the day- 6 (of 21)
A man of a weak disposition
Much preferred the doggy position
She feared they'd still be stuck
When expecting her buck
And begged for oral substitution
Much preferred the doggy position
She feared they'd still be stuck
When expecting her buck
And begged for oral substitution
609 reads
EROTIC POEM
Published
10th Aug 2013 4:19am
10th Aug 2013 4:19am
Limerick of the day- 5 (of 21)
A forlorn virgin from Nebraska
Thought that no one would ever ask her.
She erected two plates:
"Big boys. My seal awaits."
Which brought polar bears from Alaska
Thought that no one would ever ask her.
She erected two plates:
"Big boys. My seal awaits."
Which brought polar bears from Alaska
616 reads
2 Comments
EROTIC POEM
Published
9th Aug 2013 4:58am
9th Aug 2013 4:58am
Limerick of the day- 4 (of 20)
A resourceful lady from Calais
Kept well trained leeches up her alley.
The craze for blood letting
Brought men with no fretting
And saved her tampons without tally.
Kept well trained leeches up her alley.
The craze for blood letting
Brought men with no fretting
And saved her tampons without tally.
571 reads
6 Comments
EROTIC POEM
Published
8th Aug 2013 5:06am
8th Aug 2013 5:06am
Limerick of the day- 3. (of 20)
A sentimental old man from Skye
Resolved "One more time before I die."
All females he could find
Were the ungulate kind
That ferociously failed to comply.
Resolved "One more time before I die."
All females he could find
Were the ungulate kind
That ferociously failed to comply.
585 reads
2 Comments
EROTIC POEM
Published
7th Aug 2013 5:58am
7th Aug 2013 5:58am
Limerick of the Day-2.(of 20)
An upright lady from County Down
Bemoaned al fresco sex in her town
With a stick her attacks
Were timed with each climax
Though leaving semen stains on her gown
Bemoaned al fresco sex in her town
With a stick her attacks
Were timed with each climax
Though leaving semen stains on her gown
557 reads
EROTIC POEM
Published
6th Aug 2013 11:17am
6th Aug 2013 11:17am
Limerick of the day 1.(of 20)
A fast woman from Buenos Aires
Despised her beau's erectile lapses
To Viagra he'd say
"Five times every day?"
So she bought a string of Jack asses.
Despised her beau's erectile lapses
To Viagra he'd say
"Five times every day?"
So she bought a string of Jack asses.
624 reads
2 Comments
OBSERVATIONAL POEM
Published
25th Jul 2013 12:37pm
25th Jul 2013 12:37pm
Never be a hero
I stood by the pavement edge reflecting
Insouciantly on my half day's work
And what was to follow as I waited
For my boy at the end of the school day.
Other parents- mothers, younger than me
Were bunched, conversing, by the railings-
Some with younger children.
I noted vaguely a shout then scream.
The first came from the roadside opposite,
The other from a mother behind me
And,in unison, a car nearing at
A little over the speed limit.
Something smallish was rushing at my back.
A boy of about three passed...
Insouciantly on my half day's work
And what was to follow as I waited
For my boy at the end of the school day.
Other parents- mothers, younger than me
Were bunched, conversing, by the railings-
Some with younger children.
I noted vaguely a shout then scream.
The first came from the roadside opposite,
The other from a mother behind me
And,in unison, a car nearing at
A little over the speed limit.
Something smallish was rushing at my back.
A boy of about three passed...
718 reads
5 Comments
OBSERVATIONAL POEM
Published
11th Jul 2013 5:50pm
11th Jul 2013 5:50pm
SESTINA for six characters
(Woman to child)
Sweetheart, sit by me while you eat your food
We must take care of your little body.
My child- healthy and happy- is what I desire.
Take your coat to keep you warm
Give mummy a hug.
Three kisses for you and all my love
(She to husband)
You know conjugal rights means making love.
You're only concerned about this evening's food.
Then you'll be off without even a hug.
Me cooking for those people- next time over my dead body.
I couldn't care your...
Sweetheart, sit by me while you eat your food
We must take care of your little body.
My child- healthy and happy- is what I desire.
Take your coat to keep you warm
Give mummy a hug.
Three kisses for you and all my love
(She to husband)
You know conjugal rights means making love.
You're only concerned about this evening's food.
Then you'll be off without even a hug.
Me cooking for those people- next time over my dead body.
I couldn't care your...
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OBSERVATIONAL POEM
Published
9th Jul 2013 7:08pm
9th Jul 2013 7:08pm
Not for me a beautiful woman
(given as an exemplar for the competition Beauty (and goodness and truth) I am running.)
On the sitting room wall when I was a child
Was a reproduction of the Vermeer
'The Girl with the Pearl Earring'- by then
Not popularised in film and novel.
She stared at me sadly, reproachfully
In my mother's absence. Her eyes followed
Everyhere- the substitute enforcer.
Conventional beauty for me became
An agency of control. Socrates'
Goal 'the good, the true and the beautiful'
Was perverted into...
On the sitting room wall when I was a child
Was a reproduction of the Vermeer
'The Girl with the Pearl Earring'- by then
Not popularised in film and novel.
She stared at me sadly, reproachfully
In my mother's absence. Her eyes followed
Everyhere- the substitute enforcer.
Conventional beauty for me became
An agency of control. Socrates'
Goal 'the good, the true and the beautiful'
Was perverted into...
724 reads
2 Comments
OBSERVATIONAL POEM
Published
8th Jul 2013 6:02pm
8th Jul 2013 6:02pm
True Vitality
(entered in the Africa competition)
In the mid-seventies, on board a flight
From Tanga to Dar es Salaam, the seat
Next to me was taken by a woman
With baby. She was dressed unsuitably
In tweed, most probably for the first time.
She tugged repeatedly at her thick skirt
Though it quite fully covered her knees.
I wondered whether I should promise
I would not look- then thought better of it.
The plane took off. The woman, on my side,
Pulled out her breast and then fed her baby.
Shamefaced, I...
In the mid-seventies, on board a flight
From Tanga to Dar es Salaam, the seat
Next to me was taken by a woman
With baby. She was dressed unsuitably
In tweed, most probably for the first time.
She tugged repeatedly at her thick skirt
Though it quite fully covered her knees.
I wondered whether I should promise
I would not look- then thought better of it.
The plane took off. The woman, on my side,
Pulled out her breast and then fed her baby.
Shamefaced, I...
718 reads
5 Comments
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