Submissions by intheAM

Welcome to the world! A rubbery sterilized latex hand smacks your naked prehistoric womb-fresh body square on the back. From then on it’s grow up, drink your milk, stay in school, get a job, respect your elders, buy a car (but NOT a SUV) , have a kid, don’t chew with your mouth open, FIGHT FOR YOUR COUNTRY, and don’t do drugs!
    Pop tarts, pie charts, dirty blond Molotov cocktail. Riots baby! And war in the back yard. Super Size, standardized, but who can stand it anymore? Don’t you worry, there’s a pill for that, and stock options, and vodka tonics – for the atomic economy....

I have been to MR. WEITZMAN’S approx.37 times.
I have seen MR. WEITZMAN approx. once.
     Well, once and ½
     If you count the time I caught a glimpse of him
     Smoking pot in the back of his store.

I know what you’re up to MR. WEITZMAN!

I am absolutely 100% sure that nobody has ever bought anything from his bookshop. Maybe it’s the 300 lb. mass of dirty dreadlocked fur and fecal matter that roams around the store under the pretense of being a dog. Maybe it’s because whenever one tries to enter the shop, they are promptly accosted by one of MR....