Submissions by filthydee
POEMS AND SHORT STORIES
Poet Introduction
I enjoy reading and writing filth, crud, erotica, adult stories, and dirty poems.
Grandma 'Sexpot' Jones
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Samurai Code: No Homo
583 reads
Grease Lessons
558 reads
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The Dangers of Excess
507 reads
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Coastal Joy Ride
yo,
my tailor fitted khaki slacks
be huggin on muh nutsack
it’s a long ride
down the coast
in me Cadillac
smoking on a ball a crack
n feel my heart’s bout to tack
sub-lingual, down a tab
pulled out my fanny pack
gave this bag a real zip
felt muh grip start to slip
s-curve sent muh ride
up river with a flip
now um out
on my back
rivers cutting no slack
murky ass depths
be squi-shin
on muh cataracts
my tailor fitted khaki slacks
be huggin on muh nutsack
it’s a long ride
down the coast
in me Cadillac
smoking on a ball a crack
n feel my heart’s bout to tack
sub-lingual, down a tab
pulled out my fanny pack
gave this bag a real zip
felt muh grip start to slip
s-curve sent muh ride
up river with a flip
now um out
on my back
rivers cutting no slack
murky ass depths
be squi-shin
on muh cataracts
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Rap it up Grandma
muh grandma took a beating
at the hands of the police
she was covered… in bruises
but you know that was the least
of her problems,
yeah, she suffers from gout
never voices her concerns
grams you gotta let it out
she’s got cancer…
you know what i’m saying?…
no, health insurance
she be doing some praying
and some futuristic healing
on the holistic tip..
n’ 2 days later
we all said RIP
RIP grams
one love
at the hands of the police
she was covered… in bruises
but you know that was the least
of her problems,
yeah, she suffers from gout
never voices her concerns
grams you gotta let it out
she’s got cancer…
you know what i’m saying?…
no, health insurance
she be doing some praying
and some futuristic healing
on the holistic tip..
n’ 2 days later
we all said RIP
RIP grams
one love
553 reads
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Darwin's Quandary
557 reads
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A Perfect Day
569 reads
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Dinner With Uncle Johnny
483 reads
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Accepting Fate
Greg heard tornado sirens in the distance…pressure loomed.
His dog’s Matey and Steve were licking themselves into a frenzy on his new burgundy leather sofa.
Greg was a man accustomed to facing fears. So, he showed no reaction, or mercy to the pending doom of the twister.
Presently, the dogs switched positions and began to sniff each other much more deeply, savouring every moment. They reveled in the glory of a sniff while dying in the raging twister.
Greg’s face betrayed his despondence as he died.
His dog’s Matey and Steve were licking themselves into a frenzy on his new burgundy leather sofa.
Greg was a man accustomed to facing fears. So, he showed no reaction, or mercy to the pending doom of the twister.
Presently, the dogs switched positions and began to sniff each other much more deeply, savouring every moment. They reveled in the glory of a sniff while dying in the raging twister.
Greg’s face betrayed his despondence as he died.
527 reads
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The High Road
Jake Stevens was a two bit hood outta Kansas city. He never knew his father.
Jake’s mother, Darla, was a truck stop whore who gave it up for loose change, long rides, and mentholated cigarettes.
Jake was a bonus from one of Darla’s rig-hauling tricks. She’d mentioned that Jake’s likely father was a pleasant enough fellow who’d treated her as good as a whore deserved.
Daddy drove off in his big rig with a smile on his face and ass on his breath.
Jake was surly as they come.
Jake’s mother, Darla, was a truck stop whore who gave it up for loose change, long rides, and mentholated cigarettes.
Jake was a bonus from one of Darla’s rig-hauling tricks. She’d mentioned that Jake’s likely father was a pleasant enough fellow who’d treated her as good as a whore deserved.
Daddy drove off in his big rig with a smile on his face and ass on his breath.
Jake was surly as they come.
571 reads
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Einstein: Hard Science and Hot Loads
757 reads
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