Submissions by WolfCatDude

(A humorous tale of bad luck and worse luck)

“Find a wife,” my mother said,
With her dying lips.
Then closed her eyes and sighed
And took that final trip.

Not to disappoint her,
I bore into the task
I made a list of requirements,
And questions I should ask.

Then ran ads in Facebook,
And settled back to wait
Thinking there’d be a line of women
Desperate to date.

They came out in earnest,
They came from far and near.
I met them one by one,
And tried to be sincere.

Sally was a...