Submissions by TheJBLFanpage (Pope Francis)
POEMS AND SHORT STORIES
Poet Introduction
I am a master in the art of erotic poetry
The Truck
#love
#beauty
#ForbiddenLove
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The Epiphany
#love
#loneliness
#gay
#sex
#illness
322 reads
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Premature Eyejaculation
She glanced in my general direction
#sex
274 reads
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Peril
Everywhere I go, everywhere I know, they are watching. I can't even sleep, all I can do is weep. They watch me in the shower, they watch as I pick a flower. They don't leave me alone, they won't leave me alone. As I write this they watch me laughing and grinning. Its becoming too much. I don't know what to do. I want someone to help. They can't help. They say I'm insane and there's nothing there. Please God help.
#evil
#scary
#fear
496 reads
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Tucker x Carl Part 1: The Journey
It was late on a Tuesday night, Tucker Carlson just finished his broadcast where he was talking about yaoi and how the liberal agenda has corrupted his favorite form of art. Carl's phone suddenly have him a Twitter notification which he promptly viewed. Upom viewing this notification, he quickly realized he was trending on Twitter. Trending on Twitter was nothing new, but this time was very different. Usually when Carl trends, its people upset with him for exposing the liberal agenda, but this time he was trending along with Carl Azuz. Tucker was confused for he has never spoken to Carl once...
#gay
#murder
#politics
#death
#LGBT
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Glizzy Guy
Words with venom, words that bind.
Words used like weapons to cloud my mind.
I'm a human, I'm a soul, but no matter how I try,
People just say "Hey! There's that Glizzy eating guy!"
Everywhere I am people all treat me the same.
Some would call it being famous, but I say its infamous.
I walk outside and all I hear is those around me saying "hey Glizzy Guy," "Hey Glizzy Eating Guy," "Hey you Glizzy Eating Bandit" Stop!
Now leave, call me the glizzy eating man, fill me with your hate.
Try to bring me down, boop bop you're too late.
When will it stop,...
Words used like weapons to cloud my mind.
I'm a human, I'm a soul, but no matter how I try,
People just say "Hey! There's that Glizzy eating guy!"
Everywhere I am people all treat me the same.
Some would call it being famous, but I say its infamous.
I walk outside and all I hear is those around me saying "hey Glizzy Guy," "Hey Glizzy Eating Guy," "Hey you Glizzy Eating Bandit" Stop!
Now leave, call me the glizzy eating man, fill me with your hate.
Try to bring me down, boop bop you're too late.
When will it stop,...
#anxiety
#fear
1238 reads
2 Comments
One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish is Sus Fish
One fish, Two fish, Red fish is sus fish,
Black fish, Orange fish, Pink fish is dead in electrical fish,
Pink had a top hat,
Red has an ass, yes it's fat,
Say! What a lot of sussy's there are!
Yes. One is blue and one is red.
One is black and one is dead.
One is the imposter and doesn't care who has bled.
And some are in the eternal bed.
Why are they red, dead, Fred (Figglehorn)?
I do not know, go call an emergency meeting and ask Ted (Cruz).
Some have a gun and some like to have fun.
That one likes to drink cum!
From electrical...
Black fish, Orange fish, Pink fish is dead in electrical fish,
Pink had a top hat,
Red has an ass, yes it's fat,
Say! What a lot of sussy's there are!
Yes. One is blue and one is red.
One is black and one is dead.
One is the imposter and doesn't care who has bled.
And some are in the eternal bed.
Why are they red, dead, Fred (Figglehorn)?
I do not know, go call an emergency meeting and ask Ted (Cruz).
Some have a gun and some like to have fun.
That one likes to drink cum!
From electrical...
#betrayal
#death
#despair
300 reads
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Allah's Light
Yeah
Mosque light, uh, Allah's light, uh
Brother why you trippin? Get your Quran right, uh
Djamila, look good in Allah's light
All these haram brothers so haram mind
Mosque light, Allah's light
Brother why you trippin? Get your Quran right, uh
Djamila, look good in Allah's light
All these haram brothers so haram mind
Mosque light, Allah's light
Brother why you trippin? Get your Quran right, uh
Djamila, look good in Allah's light
All these haram brothers so haram mind
Mosque light, Allah's light
Feel like im...
Mosque light, uh, Allah's light, uh
Brother why you trippin? Get your Quran right, uh
Djamila, look good in Allah's light
All these haram brothers so haram mind
Mosque light, Allah's light
Brother why you trippin? Get your Quran right, uh
Djamila, look good in Allah's light
All these haram brothers so haram mind
Mosque light, Allah's light
Brother why you trippin? Get your Quran right, uh
Djamila, look good in Allah's light
All these haram brothers so haram mind
Mosque light, Allah's light
Feel like im...
#religion
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Allah's Plan
Intro]
And they wishin' and wishin' and wishin' and wishin'
They wishin' on me, yeah
[Verse 1]
I been sacrificing sheep, don't start no haram with me
Tryna keep it halal is a is a struggle for me
Don't pull up to the mosque to pray with me
You know how I like it when you prayin' with me
I don't wanna die without 72 virgins for me
Yes, I see the things thats haram for me
Hope I got some brothers that act halal with me
[Chorus]
Allah's plan, Allah's plan
I commit haram sometimes I won't, yuh
I feel halal sometimes...
And they wishin' and wishin' and wishin' and wishin'
They wishin' on me, yeah
[Verse 1]
I been sacrificing sheep, don't start no haram with me
Tryna keep it halal is a is a struggle for me
Don't pull up to the mosque to pray with me
You know how I like it when you prayin' with me
I don't wanna die without 72 virgins for me
Yes, I see the things thats haram for me
Hope I got some brothers that act halal with me
[Chorus]
Allah's plan, Allah's plan
I commit haram sometimes I won't, yuh
I feel halal sometimes...
#religion
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f**k My Ex (Song)
Flex on My Ex,
Oral sex,
I play Fortnite with the best specs,
I only eat ass,
Smoking grass,
I used to date women,
Now I date men,
Im not gay,
I just like dick,
Sucking dick,
I twerk for fun,
I fucked your son,
I go onto the hub,
Drop me a sub,
I view the gay section,
With an erection,
I twerk for your dad,
It makes you sad,
He divorced your mom,
My name is Tom,
No it isn't,
I use Quizlet.
Dicks in my ass,
Fishing for Bass,
I go to mass,
To smoke grass,
Lay on the...
Oral sex,
I play Fortnite with the best specs,
I only eat ass,
Smoking grass,
I used to date women,
Now I date men,
Im not gay,
I just like dick,
Sucking dick,
I twerk for fun,
I fucked your son,
I go onto the hub,
Drop me a sub,
I view the gay section,
With an erection,
I twerk for your dad,
It makes you sad,
He divorced your mom,
My name is Tom,
No it isn't,
I use Quizlet.
Dicks in my ass,
Fishing for Bass,
I go to mass,
To smoke grass,
Lay on the...
#sex
526 reads
3 Comments
I Stand Tall (Erotic Song)
#men
#gay
#sex #LGBT
#sex #LGBT
495 reads
1 Comment
The Tragedy of GlizzyEatingBandit
Have you ever heard the story of GlizzyEatingBandit? I thought not, its not a story the normal folk would tell you. Its a reddit legend. GlizzyEatingBandit was a dark lord of the Glizzy's, so powerful he could consume many Glizzy's at one time, he had such knowledge of the Glizzy, he could keep one fresh for weeks. The dark side of the Glizzy is a pathway to many recipes many consider to be... unnatural. He became so powerful the only thing he was afraid of losing was his ability to make Glizzy's. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice gave him a...
#food
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